Well. To this off start of on a proverbial foot with crazy colored socks and a weakening elastic, lets get Political, shall we?
Tea Party. Wots this shit about? Now, the Tea Party that I grew up to know and love, had to deal with when we had beef with the Red Coats (BritFags 'cording to the Colonies back in the day. Relations have improved since them and now there is virtually little name calling. They recently sent us gallons of oil. So nice!). They basically told us 'You dont deserve shinies, slave scum of the Empire!' and we were all like 'Oh, FUCK THIS NOISE. You be playin in our court now, motherfuckers!' and further proved this point by dumping all of their tea from a boat and into the waters.
Some believe those tea-tainted waters somehow got caught in a current and moved up North and into Canada, where they harnessed its powers, much like Jack Daniels is formed from its spring, and formed the supercompany, WAWA.
Right, Tea Parties. Lemme think.... so yea. Somehow I don't think that this latest batch of Tea Goers are from Bawston or wherever are all for beating up stuffed dummies wearing bright red coats and white wigs all the while dressed up as Native Americans (or Indians, to all you Grandpaws out there). I think they actually complain about Democrats (the Ass, right? Not the Fat-Bottom Elephant?) and our President or something.
Listen, all I know is, they have the support of Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin. That right there is the beginnings of a new Axis of Evil (AKA: Americans). Cept they happen to say that they like tea or some shit. Tea is also made from aborted babies. Makes sense, doesn't it? Glenn is batshit crazy and Palin would make him a great Frankenstein wife. 'OBAMMMA! OBBBBBBBBBAMMMMMMMMMMMMMA!' They would make great sounds while fucking.
So. All in all, the Tea Party is a bunch of Republicans that don't worship mainstream Repubs to give themselves a different face and to avoid most of the ridicule that common Republicans get, cause lets admit it, they are just as friggin braindead as Democrats. They love sabotaging the system and Nation just to prove that their side is more 'Right' than the other.
Way to serve the Country, assholes.
Oh, and Grand Old Party? Eat a fucking dick. The only thing 'Grand' about your party, is the millions of brainwashed victims you have. Change your fucking name, you do not represent our Founding Fathers, nor their interests, stop making it sound like you do. You do your own thing cause lets face it, the Fathers arnt here, and you guys are. What, is Evil Galatic Empire taken already?
Destroy the system.
Stop having kids.
Have a great day.
People commenting: What do you know about the Tea Party, Glenn Beck, and/or Sarah Palin?
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